Oi, oi, you there!
Yeah, YOU! Listen up, maggot! I’m Christmas Goblin, the greasiest goblin
this side of the blockchain trenches. I ain’t got no roadmap, no plan, and
definitely no chill—just vibes, pure chaos, and a hunger for shiny pumps!
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You think this is a game?
Nah, lad, this is the trenches! Memes fly like bullets, bags get heavier, and
only the degenerates make it out alive. You in? You better be, ’cause I don’t
wait for slowpokes!
No plan. No promises.
Just zap-pumps and coin stacks. Follow me, or get outta my way—I got bags to
carry and dreams to shill. Let’s gooooo!
